Archive | August 2009

Baseball player = Hot hooker

While watching the American pastime the other day, the ESPN Color analyst used a rather unorthodox description of Detroit Tigers DH Marcus Thames’s run scoring double in the 7th inning.  Video Below:

Maybe the announcer was preoccupied with his pre-game activities from the night before, or he knows something Marcus Thames that we don’t.  I’ll personally hope for the latter, as the thought of Thames parading around downtown Detroit in a pleather jumpsuit like the Trannies on Santa Monica and Highland next to the Donut Time.